Archive for the 'Craziness' Category

Karma

Thursday, January 6th, 2005

Got a call today from our sales guy at Configuresoft asking me how I was at public speaking. Long story short – they want me to come out to Colorado Springs on their tab to speak at a sales conferance. They want me to tell their salespeople why Erie Insurance chose the ECM product over [...]

Jesus Christ Superstar

Thursday, January 6th, 2005

Jesus Christ Superstar – Tonight @ the Warner I completely forgot about this! I wonder if I can manage to get anyone to go… Hrmm…

i miss

Monday, December 27th, 2004

eyes… looks, connection, spark, longing, intrique, electricity, fear, hope, passion, joy – and, of course, mystery… sometimes i can be a very shallow, selfish person… two seperate thoughts – inexplicitly linked.

Corporate Christmas

Thursday, December 23rd, 2004

I find it extremely funny that I now get Christmas Cards from vendors. In some cases, these are companies who we have purchased from, others are hoping that we will buy something from them in the future. So, Thomas from Configuresoft and Paul from Endforce – Happy Holidays and thank you for the cards; but [...]

They put salt on my margarita

Wednesday, December 15th, 2004

but that’s okay – I put arsenic in the guacamole.

I love sarcasm

Tuesday, December 14th, 2004

From the SANS Internet Storm Center: Microsoft Black Tuesday Coming Attractions! As a disinterested observer in the world of cyclical patching of Windows boxes, I’m always fascinated with the quasi-ritualistic undertones given to updating since Microsoft’s shift to a (allegedly) monthly patch-and-release program. It’s as if promptly patching on MS Tuesday is an offering of [...]

Smart Car

Monday, December 6th, 2004

I have officially put down money to reserve a Smart Car from Zap. Putting down the money doesn’t promise that I will get a car, and it is a minumum of 3-6 month wait, but the money is fully refundable – and I want one Why? Up to 60-Miles Per Gallon 60 hp, 3-cylinder, rear-mounted [...]

Regulation Christmas

Wednesday, December 1st, 2004

For anyone who has had the pleasure of dealing with regulatory compliance – especially Sarbanes Oxley, you should get a kick out of this wonderful creatation.

4:30

Wednesday, November 24th, 2004

It’s 4:30am and I am up for the sole purpose of driving G to the airport. Next time I’m trying to get him to go out when he’s being anti-social, I’m SO using this against him.

Translation: Men vs. Women

Friday, November 19th, 2004

(actually 1:25am the next day) From my perspective – with the exception of homosexuality (of which I have no perspective: If a man is dancing/standing alone or with a majority of other males and you are female, regardless of his relationship status: he wants you to dance/stand with him. If a man looks at you [...]