Molly: I’m sorry, I’m attracted to damaged, dysfunctional people and you’re just too normal.
JD: [to himself] Sometimes all it just takes a slamming hotty to dig down and discover who you really are.
JD: My emotional journey began at five years old when I walked in on my parents having sex in a position my father will later playfully describe as “the jackhammer.” I have a mentor that verbally abuses me every chance he gets and no matter how much I try I can’t stop constantly narrating my own life.
JD: [to himself] at that very moment I felt I had divulged too much.
JD: Molly, I’m narcissistic, I’m pessimistic, I’m obsessive, I’m insecure and I am so afraid of intimacy that every one of my relationships is a journey of self-sabotage that inevitably ends in a black vacuum of shattered expectations and despair.
- Scrubs: My Last Chance [4.08]