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but that’s okay – I put arsenic in the guacamole.

You know what kind of day it’s going to be when your red swingline stapler jams.

From the SANS Internet Storm Center: Microsoft Black Tuesday Coming Attractions! As a disinterested observer in the world of cyclical patching of Windows boxes, I’m always fascinated with the quasi-ritualistic undertones given to updating since Microsoft’s shift to a (allegedly) monthly patch-and-release program. It’s as if promptly patching on MS Tuesday is an offering of [...]

I have officially put down money to reserve a Smart Car from Zap. Putting down the money doesn’t promise that I will get a car, and it is a minumum of 3-6 month wait, but the money is fully refundable – and I want one Why? Up to 60-Miles Per Gallon 60 hp, 3-cylinder, rear-mounted [...]

For anyone who has had the pleasure of dealing with regulatory compliance – especially Sarbanes Oxley, you should get a kick out of this wonderful creatation.